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 Post subject: I cant chew gum
PostPosted: 25 May 2012 23:37 
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I just take 10-15 bites and swallow that shit.. especially if it is cinnamon flavored
The urge is unbearable and it makes it nearly impossible for me to enjoy a piece of gum :(
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 Post subject: Re: I cant chew gum
PostPosted: 26 May 2012 11:01 
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That is so weird.

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 Post subject: Re: I cant chew gum
PostPosted: 26 May 2012 11:02 
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Wait a minute... That's how dogs chew gum. Are you secretly a dog?!

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 Post subject: Re: I cant chew gum
PostPosted: 26 May 2012 12:36 
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That's how dogs chew gum.
seriously? is this true? who the hell is giving their dogs gum


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no im a panda I swear :shock:
I have always had a pretty sensitive gag reflex I wonder if that has anything to do with it

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 Post subject: Re: I cant chew gum
PostPosted: 26 May 2012 13:04 
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who the hell is giving their dogs gum
One of my favourite pastimes as a child was giving my dog random things and seeing if he would eat them.
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have always had a pretty sensitive gag reflex I wonder if that has anything to do with it
So no deepthroating then?

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 Post subject: Re: I cant chew gum
PostPosted: 26 May 2012 13:09 
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So no deepthroating then?
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tho i find myself to be more understanding when girls cant either

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