Absurd Minds

Everybody has their own super power - what is yours?

I have a couple:
For some strange reason, I know every detail about Assman's life, down to what type of shoes he wears.
I can guess within 2 minutes exactly how long something is going to take - an activity, a trip, anything.

Of course, with every super power, come a weakness:
I can't judge weight at all.

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My inability to be knocked out/concussed(so far). Due to my Native American/Scottish heritage and fat neck. Proof = Broken Jaw and Orbital bone from a shovel & being a bouncer from 18-21.

Naming movies or actors when my wife asks "Whats the movie with that guy from __________", I have a large collection of "acquired" DVDs... about 2100 now.

Weakness:
Spelling words I don't use often under pressure.
Tickling... I will pee

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True Story.

My Super Powers:
I learn things really quickly. Quicker than a lot of people.
I know things... I can't say how I know, but I just know things sometimes.

My weakness:
That would be my ultra lazy power. Which I am making some headway in taming,.

Super powers:
I am not book smart and or technical smart and grammar and spelling can suck, but I am extremely smart I have a mind that comes up with thing that most people would not even think of, thinking outside of the box.
I am an analyst, I know how to read people an figure people out within hours, by movements of the body to simple conversation
I am always aware I think of any possible response I could come back with from a question depending on how someone responds.

I seriously think I am a bit unhuman, there is so much to me that I really can't explain.

Weakness:
Hated by most on how right I am most of the time.
Yeah I couldn't even begin to list off all the things wrong with me.

Superpowers:
People really really like me. they want to tell me all about themselves regardless of what I am doing. they want to become buddy buddy with me after one conversation and start telling me intimate details on their lives.
I tend to pull extra strength out of nowhere only when its REALLY necessary. I really can't think of an example off the top of my head other than throwing one of my friends about 10 feet across a room. Other wise, at times I am weak as a kitten.
I tend to see things coming. I get bad feelings walking into buildings or seeing certain people and I can see something bad happening before it does.

Weakness:
My bones are made of fucking glass. I get hurt so easy its not even funny, and I am quite clumsy.
If you are a bad driver, the second I get in my car a pheromone is emitted from my body that canvases the closest 250 miles of drivers and pulls all the bad ones into my general vicinity.
::see first super power:: (I hate people)

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

If you want some perspective, this man broke his hip - HIS HIP! - playing kickball as a kid.

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HAHAHAH...I'm sorry, but I can't help but laugh. So note to self when I rage quit at Serial and throw my mouse at him I could potentially kill him. Got it.

Superpowers:
I am always prepared for what happens next because, similar to the movie "Next", I run EVERY situation through my head and know exactly what I'm going to do before it happens.
I am very smart whether it be book smarts or street smarts. Like assman, I just know things and if I don't know it, I can learn it VERY easily.

Weaknesses:
My self-consciousness/fabricated confidence.
Alcohol.
Fire.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

Superpowers:
I seem to be able to nail any accent down after hearing it once, and being able to learn practically any language on Earth with relative ease, from English to Russian, Nahuatl to Maori.
An immune system like a mother hubbard (Had Pnuemonia, fever, inner ear infection, and sinusitis all for two weeks, and managed to be up and about not giving a frag while enjoying my break from the educational system)
People tend to trsut me right of the bat.
Intelligence, more or less.

Weaknesses:
Lack of physical strength not involving tuba's.
I'm on the heavy side.
Lakc ov grammrAwr.
Ethnic girlies.
Russian girlies.
Social.
BEES. F*CKING BEES.

Another superpower: I am able to fill things (like cups or bowls) up to the very brim with liquid without them spilling over.

Another weakness: I exude some sort of pheromone that screams "Give me your shittiest customer service possible."

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she isn't kidding about bad customer service. its amazing how often it happens and how bad it is.

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

can it like...not be a superpower and more like an addiction
i just want to be like the guy from Limitless lol