Absurd Minds

I was playing basketball earlier. I was shooting a bit, and then noticed a large spider dangling from the hoop. I gave up playing, because it's dangerous to play on a basketball hoop with a spider.

Best case scenario: I am playing and knock the spider off while shooting from the block. It lands in my hair. It builds a nest, and lays its eggs. It creates such a formidable nest that even my shower doesn't dislodge it. The eggs hatch and I suddenly have a hundred spiders living in my hair.

A more realistic scenario: The spider actually digs a hole into my scalp and lays its eggs. I get a massive gaping hole (I'm sure it was a brown recluse spider). Also, the wound gets infected with staph. I die.

Worst case scenario: The spider is a transformer. It lands on my head and erupts into a huge robot. I die instantly.


Come on, that's dangerous! There is no way I was over reacting to stop playing basketball.

I'm putting my bet on that it was, in actuality, a transformer....you could sell it to Michael Bay

on the positive side.....you could have turned into spiderwoman!! Black Widow!!
then you would have eaten serial

Hahaha, that's true. It would have been tasty.

ewwww....you better not be thinking what i think your thinking.....cannibal -_-