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What's your useless super power?
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Author:  Amaroq [ 25 Apr 2014 06:36 ]
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With the recent identification of Redman's amazing super power of always being able to post stuff in the wrong subforum, I wanted to open this question up to everybody: What's your useless super power?

I always know exactly how long things will take. If I say I will be home in five minutes, I'm not ballparking it. I will be home in exactly five minutes.
Author:  Traviesaurus [ 25 Apr 2014 07:09 ]
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Your's is true! Serial was telling me about that!

"What time is it?"
"It is..... 4:33!"
*time is exactly 4:33*

My superpower would be super adaptation. I can learn and get good at anything extremely quickly.
Author:  JabberwocK [ 25 Apr 2014 09:02 ]
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I always know exactly how long things will take. If I say I will be home in five minutes, I'm not ballparking it. I will be home in exactly five minutes.
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My superpower would be super adaptation. I can learn and get good at anything extremely quickly.
Ummmmmm...... Neither of these are USELESS super powers. Both can actually be quite useful. Redman's super power is certainly useless. Let's try to stay on topic please, lol.
My useless super power would be: I'm really good at checking things multiple times that I know I already checked..... For example, I look back 3 times to make sure the garage door is closed when I leave the house, even though I know I saw it close. I check my important essentials 4 times when I go anywhere (wallet, badge, phone, etc), even though I know I already checked them. I think I have a problem. :cry:
Author:  Amaroq [ 25 Apr 2014 09:18 ]
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I can't think of any use for knowing you'll be home in 4 minutes instead of 5.
Author:  Traviesaurus [ 25 Apr 2014 09:22 ]
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[I check my important essentials 4 times when I go anywhere (wallet, badge, phone, etc)
LOOK AT FANCY PANTS OVER HERE WITH HIS BADGE!

The 3 necessities of leaving the house IN THIS ORDER:
Phone
Wallet
Keys
Author:  InstantKarma [ 25 Apr 2014 11:33 ]
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I can cook minute rice in 56 seconds.
Author:  Amaroq [ 25 Apr 2014 12:31 ]
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Damn Ace that's fantastic.
Author:  mutiny [ 25 Apr 2014 14:50 ]
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I can cook minute rice in 56 seconds.

I don't know why this made me laugh so much.

My useless super power is the same as jabberwock's. Before bed, I check to make sure my phone is charging at least 5 times and make sure my alarm clock is set to the right time over and over again even though I know it's correct. Before I leave my house, I check my pockets to make sure I have everything. After I take a shit, I make sure I flushed the toilet after I leave the bathroom even though I just heard it flush.
Author:  JabberwocK [ 25 Apr 2014 16:08 ]
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My useless super power is the same as jabberwock's. Before bed, I check to make sure my phone is charging at least 5 times and make sure my alarm clock is set to the right time over and over again even though I know it's correct. Before I leave my house, I check my pockets to make sure I have everything. After I take a shit, I make sure I flushed the toilet after I leave the bathroom even though I just heard it flush.
I'm not alone!! Yay! :D
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LOOK AT FANCY PANTS OVER HERE WITH HIS BADGE!
Haha, right! ....even the TSA employees have badges these days. So there is nothing special in general about having a badge. Mine is essential for what I do though. :P
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I can't think of any use for knowing you'll be home in 4 minutes instead of 5.
Well I certainly think knowing exactly how long something is going to take is very useful. Take it from someone who is chronically underestimating how long something will take.... a trait that really annoys my wife.
Author:  Amaroq [ 25 Apr 2014 16:40 ]
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Well that's true. It is nice to be on time.
Author:  Traviesaurus [ 25 Apr 2014 17:01 ]
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chronically underestimating how long something will take.... a trait that really annoys my wife.
"Be home in 10, honey"

*Starts up the plane in Austin, TX*
Author:  Redman113 [ 25 Apr 2014 17:33 ]
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Aside from my wrong sub forum power mine would be being able to predict random things(mainly in sports). I could call the next play in a baseball game and be right 90% of the time.

It's not completely useless as I have won a few bets like that
Author:  imok [ 25 Apr 2014 19:40 ]
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I can help you fail statistic quizzes. As a psych/pre-med major :? Tbh professor was wrong too.
Author:  mutiny [ 25 Apr 2014 20:50 ]
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Take it from someone who is chronically underestimating how long something will take.... a trait that really annoys my wife.
It's not a trait. It's a super power!
Author:  JabberwocK [ 26 Apr 2014 01:21 ]
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Take it from someone who is chronically underestimating how long something will take.... a trait that really annoys my wife.
It's not a trait. It's a super power!
Lol, right! Sorry!
Author:  Amaroq [ 25 Jun 2015 14:07 ]
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I discovered I have another useless super power. I don't normally crave food, but I know that if I have a craving for food, somebody finished off the rest of it yesterday. So my useless super power is knowing when food is gone.
Author:  bLiNd [ 25 Jun 2015 17:48 ]
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i can see but i am blind.......
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