Absurd Minds

After last years Reddit Arbitrary Day Exchange I was heartbroken. I had received a stupid Schrodinger Cat t-shirt when one of my dislikes was, "CATS. I HATE CATS. PLEASE NOTHING WITH CATS. SERIOUSLY." I mean, cats are okay, but I really didn't want some neckbeard trying to farm karma by sending me the most generic reddit gift ever.

This year. This year I have signed up for Reddit Plushie Exchange 2014.

THIS IS WHAT I RECEIVED. THERE IS A GOD, AND HE/SHE LOVES ME. But seriously, I can't believe I got such a good gift considering my interests. I am very pleased with this.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

Nice at least it wasn't a cat

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.