I found this hilarious advertisement. Unfortunately, it's in spanish, but the picture of the guy fits awesomely with the message that he has been "cured of gayness" for 8 years.
If your curious, I have translated the text here
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"La religión es progreso social" invites you to
An amazing conference!
The 7 steps to cure gayness at the hand of Jesus.
The only guaranteed method to cure homosexuality.
The first month, you will be 50% more heterosexual. The second month, between 75% and 90%, and in three months you will be completely heterosexual.
"8 years heterosexual, without any slip-ups!"
God frees us from the power of darkness and brings us to the kingdom of his Beloved Son, who saved us and forgave us our many sins.
An amazing conference!
The 7 steps to cure gayness at the hand of Jesus.
The only guaranteed method to cure homosexuality.
The first month, you will be 50% more heterosexual. The second month, between 75% and 90%, and in three months you will be completely heterosexual.
"8 years heterosexual, without any slip-ups!"
God frees us from the power of darkness and brings us to the kingdom of his Beloved Son, who saved us and forgave us our many sins.
