Absurd Minds

In the dream, this was irl, or VR, or a simulation or something. It was not in game.

We were on nuke (read above) and we were doing something. I think we were talking by secret outside. I was messing around and doing some funny performance as a joke. When I turn around, 4 or 5 ducks are close and just watching me. We're like dying laughing. I have to point out to him that the Ducks are there though. They were like 6 feet away. Basically right beside me but he didn't see them. He runs off towards t spawn. I realize that they were never ducks, they were chickens. There was never 5 or 6, there was like 30. Now there is a LOT of chickens and they're all staring at me. I drop a smoke to see what happens and they ALL fall over. Fuck, I've killed them. I was wrong. They all stand back up and instead of staring at me, they are all actively following me and all are gobbling. I'm dying of laughter again and I run to go find kami. He's between truck and lobby entrance. He also has 30 chickens staring at him. "Look hahha" he says. He runs around them a few times and they all spin so they can keep staring at him. I walk so our packs are together and drop a flash. They all sit down and have electricity jumping around their body but it doesn't hurt them. It's just how you know they are flashed. Now ALL the chickens are swarming me and gobbling and me and kami are in tears. Serial comes over and he's mad because we're fucking around and we broke the 1 v 1 server. This whole time we were in the 1 v 1 server and now serial is right beside us too.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

You were jacked into the Matrix. That is why you had this dream.

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"People say that time flies but you keep breaking its wings..."

The question is: what type of performance? You know, for scientific reasons.

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I don't remember what it was, that's why it was vague :p maybe an interpretive dance or something.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

LOL i can see something like this happening

LOL, why did you fuck my server up!!!!

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

Next Update Confirmed....

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