Absurd Minds

Look at all of these awesome owls.

WARNING: Contains pictures of baby owls. If you think baby owls are the spawn of Satan, view with caution.

17 and 19 are my favourites.

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those damn baby owls are just hollow soulless husks straight from satan. they are so creepy with that endless black stare.

its called a 10 yard stare...from wars or water like that movie the guardians or watever from fighting other owls.....the great goddess of waffles told me so...

19 reminds me of the owl from Fourth Kind.... so that kinda freaked me out.

BUT STORY TIME:

My Grandfather used to own a number of gold mines across the world, one of which was located in Montevideo, Uruguay. We once took a road trip from Florida (will expand on that when i get around to my life story) through central america down through brazil etc and into Uruguay. We went on an exploration mission of one of the strip mines he owned there. While we first entered the mine and started climbing down the slope we saw these 2 HUGEEEE owls fly over head. I was like 12 so i was like WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!!!! We scaled up and down this mine to get to the other side, free climbing like 20 ft walls. That doesn't seem like much but when you're 12 years old and cars are big to you and you are climbing this wall of crumbling dirt, it seems pretty damn big. After a while of climbing up and ninjaing this mine we got stuck. It was a huge drop on one side, and huge unclimbable wall on the other, and a 2 foot ledge for us to ninja around a corner so we could see what was there. So we ninja our way along, La tee dah tee day" and we came across this cave. Very interesting hmmmmm LETS EXPLORE IT! OKAY! So we go inside this cave, and by this time the sun has already set so we're walking on moon light so this cave is LITERALLY PITCH BLACK! So we go inside and SPLASH "AW WTF DON'T COME THIS WAY". My uncle walked into a foot deep puddle that spand the width of the cave and was about 5 feet long. So my uncle, already wet, goes to the other side and my grandpa midget tosses me and my brother over and my uncle catches us one at a time and everybody else just jumps over. We're flashlighting our way through this cave and we hear this hissing noise and my uncle whispers "Don't..... move...... shut up......" so naturally everybody stops moving and starts getting scared shitless cause we apparently walked right into a fucking snake den. So we're shining our flashlight on the floor and we don't see anything. So we slowly progress forward trying to find the cause of this noise even though we're certain its snakes. So we get to the end of the cave and there's nothing... ANYWHERE... but the sound is louder than ever. So we're the flashlight on the ground searching for ANYTHING and slowly shine it up the wall and what do we see? 3 snow white baby barn owls hissing at us. So we take our pictures "La tee dah tee day" and we leave and about 5 mins after we leave we see the same 2 HUGE owls that left the mine when we entered it... going into that cave. 5 MINUTES! I don't even know what would've happened if we were still in there when they entered. That's my story. I'll look for the pictures this week some time.

One of my friends, when she was like eight or something, got a kitten. She was outside playing with it when an owl swooped down and took the kitten.

both of those stories are horrifiying!!

LMAO! I feel like such a jerk but that seems so funny to me lmao. I just picture this girl sitting in her back yard playing with a fluffy white kitten that fits in your palm and then BANG owl's flying away like it owns the kitten and the little girl looks over at her mom with a face that looks EXACTLY like:

D:

i completely agree with exodus on that last post lmao

Yeah I laughed pretty hard when she told me about it too.

it a really funny thought, but imagine if you were that girl the horrified feeling you would have.

Look at this awesome guy:

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lol thats awesome
such a nice bird

that was really cool, I bet that is like the softest animal ever.