Q: First off, tell us a few words that describe you.
A: Fat but darn handsome. Quiet at first, completely inappropriate once I get to know you.
Now, on to the questions:
Q: How old are you?
A: Born in 1986, as this is more accurate depending on when this is being read.
Q: Where are you from?
A: Hamilton Ontario Canada. Otherwise known as Canadian Detroit.
Q: What is your favourite map?
A: CS1.6: de_cpl_fire, CSGO: de_mirage
Q: What is your favourite weapon in the game?
A: CS1.6: M4A1 Silenced, CSGO: M4A4
Q: Do you play any computer games besides CSGO?
A: Played CS1.3/1.6 for years. Dedicated my life to WoW playing at an extremely high level (Top 100 World Guild). Now I barely playing anything else besides CSGO. Rust, Minecraft, maybe an indie game here or there.
Q: What are some other hobbies you have?
A: Guitar, PC hardware & Mods, MMA(Watching), Horror movies.
Q: What's your favourite animal?
A: Falcon & Domestic Cat
Q: If you had one wish what would it be?
A: Honestly? Abolishment of all organized religion(Freedom of individual spirituality). The understanding that only the attitude and personality of a person is the only thing that matters, not faith, race, orientation. People are people.
Q: Are you a righty or a lefty?
Q: How long have you been playing the Counter Strike series?
A: Since 2000.
Q: 1.6 or CZ?
Q: What made you decide to join AM?
A: Friendly people, fellow redditors, no-mods pub
Q: What is your favourite sport?
A: MMA & Hockey
Q: What's your job?
A: Manufacturing line optimization and programming (I run 4 large machines for milling and edgebanding Ikea quality furniture)
Q: What website do you visit most?
Q: What's your favorite past time?
A: Relaxing at the computer, watching videos while playing/practicing guitar.
Q: What was your first gaming console?
A: NES, but I also had a Commodore Amiga
A: Cannabis & Cigars once in awhile.
Q: Do you read? If so what is your favorite book?
A: I only read textbooks, but I do listen to audio novels. Favorite would have to be Harry Potter series.
Q: Who is your favorite author?
A: If we are talking about what product they are responsible for then Tolkien.
Q: What is your favorite movie?
A: Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Watch it every time its on TV, one of the few DVDs I have purchased.
Q: If you had a choice, would you vote for Sarah Palin, or a retarded monkey that is prone to violence?
A: Sarah Palin, she will just do what the Bankers/Bilderberg/Tri-Lateral commission tell her to do like every other politician. (Tinfoil hat firmly on my head)
Q: Do you play any instruments?
A: Guitar, Ocarina (badly)
Q: Do you play or watch any sports? If so what, and what are your favorite teams?
A: Boxing(Emanuel Augustus), MMA(GSP), Hockey(Red Wings)
Q: If you could be who ever you wanted to be, who would you be? And why?
A: Andrew WK. Spend about 30 mins on youtube and you'll agree. Best life ever.
Q: Favourite type of music? Favourite band? Favourite song?
A: Guitar Instrumental, Prog Metal. Joe Satriani - Made of Tears
A: Well I like a whole lot, but you specifically asked for my absolute favourite. I like music I can close my eyes to and listen to each individual instrument.
Q: What's your favorite colour?
A: Lately it has been Pink & Cyan.
Q: What's your favourite meal?
A: Shawarma style Chicken & Rice.
Q: What's your favourite drink?
A: Alcholic: Rye, Normal: Orange Juice
Q: What's your favourite dessert?
A: Ice Cream probably.
How did you come up with your user name/handle
A: Jesse(Je) Ross(Ro), pretty simple. Past CS handle was Snowy or sn0w due to my canadianess but it was far too common.
Stickshift or Manual
A: I take public transportation...
Would you rather read a book, or watch the movie for the same book?
A: Movie. More efficient, and once in awhile the movie is actually better (The Shining).
Are you a night person or a morning person?
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
A: Not much, maybe pay a cashier the standard retail price.