Absurd Minds

This happened 5 minutes ago on fb (You do not get to view the actual "game" i got, just the outcome):

(talking about massages)
Her: 9:57am random, but do you have a cell phone to text on? i have to get vamusin' off this computer in a couple seconds.. yeah know what im sayin
ps
no jealousy
maybe a tad
lol
wow, i just realized what i typed, im so tired
Me: 9:58am 226-220-8728
Her: 9:59am cool cooll
my phone is acting lame
here you add mine
sheesh
Me: 9:59am aiight lol
Her: 9:59am 2267890728
k but gtg
later
Me: 9:59am aiight
Her: 9:59am
Me: 9:59am see yuuu haha


I yield results. What can I say. This is but a daily happening for me. And yea, she's fuckin smokingggg. Don't believe me? Go on my fb friends and look at "Melly Skiihigh" 's profile. My word. I yield.

so you're a pimp like me huh. before I met anubis I had to beat girls back with a stick rofl

hahahaha lmao
so now its anubis who beats em off with stick?




and i just noticed....you beat them....with your "stick"!
get it! get it!
yea...thats right

rofl bunny, damn right