Absurd Minds

I recently posted a guide to different strats and strat ideas on reddit. I soon got a message from someone saying that theyd like me to be the coach of there cs team. I accepted and they told me to review some demos. I gave them feedback which they really seemed to agree with. Now I am the live coach and strat caller while they are all at lan. I now get paid $25 a month....
















lol

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Since plastic is made from petroleum and petroleum comes from dinosaurs, then that means plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs

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Since plastic is made from petroleum and petroleum comes from dinosaurs, then that means plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs

Is this serious? Because if it is, that's at once really cool and also really frightening.

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+1 - Also hes LEM

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And yes this is serious

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Since plastic is made from petroleum and petroleum comes from dinosaurs, then that means plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs

what is the world coming to lol.

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

can u speak polish? or will u use google translate to talk to them?

They speak english

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Since plastic is made from petroleum and petroleum comes from dinosaurs, then that means plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs

i am an honorary polish person...can i play?

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Are you global elite?


ssssoooooOOOOOOoooooo no

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Since plastic is made from petroleum and petroleum comes from dinosaurs, then that means plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs

Proof the are semi-pro? Like semi-pro are tier 3-4 world teams. Like ESEA-Invite teams that don't get a salary, or teams that finish 17-32 in global tournaments.

Teams like Property and Orbit are semi-pro.

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They said they were tier 4 and they are given salaries by the organization

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Since plastic is made from petroleum and petroleum comes from dinosaurs, then that means plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs

That's not proof. I think they are a bunch of open level kids that are lying or extremely exaggerating their level.

Edit: According to this they are somewhere between 128th and 256th.. in Poland
http://play.eslgaming.com/counterstrike ... /rankings/

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I dont think I can give you definitive proof but im gonna guess that someone other than the players is paying me. I dont know why a coach would be paid and not the players

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Since plastic is made from petroleum and petroleum comes from dinosaurs, then that means plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs

Let's try to veil the jealousy a bit more, jero.

But you're not global. And you're their coach!

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I'm just surprised they would pick a random american boy instead of any other decent player from poland.

Also, what Jero said about being semi-pro.

I have good gamesense and can strat call well with a team. I dont need good aim or reactions to be a coach.

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Since plastic is made from petroleum and petroleum comes from dinosaurs, then that means plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs

This is too fishy man. And you are a gullible one (account given away). What information are they requesting from you to pay you?

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

Damnit, why don't you show that when you play with us then? I assumed you hid in corners or boost spots to ninja defuse/knife kill/zeus kill because you weren't confident in yourself, but now that you've revealed your secret the bar is going to be set incredibly high for you next time we play.
If you think that's all the separates a LEM from a GE, then I don't know what's going to happen to that team.

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