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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 10:49 
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I recently posted a guide to different strats and strat ideas on reddit. I soon got a message from someone saying that theyd like me to be the coach of there cs team. I accepted and they told me to review some demos. I gave them feedback which they really seemed to agree with. Now I am the live coach and strat caller while they are all at lan. I now get paid $25 a month....
















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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 10:53 
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www.myfofgaming.pl

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 12:13 
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Is this serious? Because if it is, that's at once really cool and also really frightening.

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 13:03 
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Is this serious? Because if it is, that's at once really cool and also really frightening.
+1 - Also hes LEM

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Is this serious? Because if it is, that's at once really cool and also really frightening.
And yes this is serious

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 14:03 
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what is the world coming to lol.

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 16:30 
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can u speak polish? or will u use google translate to talk to them?


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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 17:16 
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can u speak polish? or will u use google translate to talk to them?
They speak english

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 19:11 
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i am an honorary polish person...can i play? :)

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 19:13 
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i am an honorary polish person...can i play? :)
Are you global elite?


ssssoooooOOOOOOoooooo no

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 19:44 
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Proof the are semi-pro? Like semi-pro are tier 3-4 world teams. Like ESEA-Invite teams that don't get a salary, or teams that finish 17-32 in global tournaments.

Teams like Property and Orbit are semi-pro.

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 19:45 
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Proof the are semi-pro? Like semi-pro are teir 3-4 world teams. Like ESEA-Invite teams that don't get salary, or teams that finish 17-32 in global tournaments.
They said they were tier 4 and they are given salaries by the organization

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 19:46 
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That's not proof. I think they are a bunch of open level kids that are lying or extremely exaggerating their level.

Edit: According to this they are somewhere between 128th and 256th.. in Poland
http://play.eslgaming.com/counterstrike ... /rankings/

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 20:01 
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That's not proof. I think they are a bunch of open level kids that are lying or extremely exaggerating their level.
I dont think I can give you definitive proof but im gonna guess that someone other than the players is paying me. I dont know why a coach would be paid and not the players

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 20:30 
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Let's try to veil the jealousy a bit more, jero.


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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 20:32 
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ssssoooooOOOOOOoooooo no
But you're not global. And you're their coach!

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2015 21:44 
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I'm just surprised they would pick a random american boy instead of any other decent player from poland.

Also, what Jero said about being semi-pro.


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ssssoooooOOOOOOoooooo no
But you're not global. And you're their coach!
I have good gamesense and can strat call well with a team. I dont need good aim or reactions to be a coach.

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This is too fishy man. And you are a gullible one (account given away). What information are they requesting from you to pay you?

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PostPosted: 06 Aug 2015 06:35 
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I have good gamesense and can strat call well with a team.
Damnit, why don't you show that when you play with us then? I assumed you hid in corners or boost spots to ninja defuse/knife kill/zeus kill because you weren't confident in yourself, but now that you've revealed your secret the bar is going to be set incredibly high for you next time we play. :P
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I dont need good aim or reactions to be a coach.
If you think that's all the separates a LEM from a GE, then I don't know what's going to happen to that team. :(

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