Absurd Minds

As with most Counter-Strike players, I only use a select set of weapons. I don't vary too much, unless in an emergency situation. Because of this, I will only list guns that I want (sorry Negev).

Pistols:

P2000

• Fire Elemental

• Handgun

USP-S

• Orion

• Caiman

• - Torque

Glock

• - Water Elemental

P250

• Undertow

Five-Seven

• Fowl Play

Tec-9

• Avalanche

Deagle

• Midnight Storm

• Conspiracy

Rifles:

Galil

• Chatterbox

• Stone Cold

• * Cerberus

Scout

• Abyss

M4A1-S

• Golden Coil

• Icarus Fell

• Cyrex

M4A4

• Howl

• Asiimov

AK-47

• Vulcan

• Frontside Misty

• Redline

• Point Disarray

• Wasteland Rebel

• Elite Build

AWP

• BOOM

• Pink DDPAT

• Dragon Lore

• Asiimov

• Medusa

• Redline

SMGs:

Bizon

• Blue Streak

• Osiris

• Carbon Fiber

P90

• Asiimov

• Death By Kitty

• Trigon

• Module

UMP

• Carbon Fiber

Heavy:

MAG-7

• Cobalt Core

• Counter Terrace

Legend:
* indicates that I have the exact "DREAM" weapon
- indicates that I have the right weapons in the wrong wear

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

Your link colors don't show up on the default skin color. I know you use a dark skin so it probably looks amazing on yours, but on my screen it's impossible to see.

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Here's my dream list. For the sake of saving time, each gun is StatTrak and factory new.

Pistols
CZ-75: Red Astor
Deagle: Kumicho Dragon
Dualies: Ventilators
Five-seveN: Triumvirate
Glock: Dragon Tattoo
P2000: Handgun
P250: Wingshot
Revolver: Amber fade (but I would really wait for more skins to come out because I don't like fade)
Tec-9: Jambiya
USP-S: Kill Confirmed

Rifles
AK-47: Aquamarine Revenge
Aug: Wings
AWP: Medusa
Famas: Djinn
G3SG1: Flux
Galil: Tuxedo
M4A1-S: Guardian
M4A4: Poseidon
SCAR-20: Contractor
SG-553: Bulldozer
SSG-08: Blood in the Water

SMGs
MAC-10: Tatter
MP7: Armor Core
MP9: Rose Iron
Bizon: Osiris
P90: Emerald Dragon
UMP-45: Default (too bad they don't make 'em stat trak)

Heavy
MAG-7: Fire Starter
Nova: Tempest
Sawed Off: Bamboo Shadow
XM1014: Scumbria
M249: Shipping Forecast
Negev: Bratatat

Knife
M9 Bayonet Marble Fade

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Updated font to something that works for all themes.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

-Pistols-

CZ-75: Victoria
Deagle: Corinthian (have it)
Dualies: Dueling Dragons
Five-SeveN: Copper Galaxy
Glock: Water Elemental
P2000: Handgun (have it in MW ST)
P250: Mehndi
Revolver: Crimson Web (don't really care for this gun because I hate it so much)
Tec-9: Blue Titanium
USP-S: Orion

-Rifles-

AK-47: Redline (highest finish is MW)
Aug: Ricochet
AWP: Man-o-War (highest is MW and I have this one also)
Famas: Afterimage
G3SG1: Flux
Galil: Stone Cold (because I wanna name it Steve Austin)
M4A1-S: Golden Coil or Cyrex
M4A4: Royal Paladin
SCAR-20: Cyrex
SG-553: Cyrex
SSG-08: Abyss

-SMGs-

MAC-10: Heat (have it)
MP7: Ocean Foam (have it)
MP9: Ruby Poison
Bizon: Osiris (have it)
P90: Asiimov (have it but in MW)
UMP-45: Corporal

-Heavy-

MAG-7: Cobalt Core (have it in MW)
Nova: Antique
Sawed Off: Highwayman (have it)
XM1014: Scumbria
M249: System Lock
Negev: Loudmouth

-Knife-

ST FN or MW Blue Steel Karambit (but Kami won't let me get a new knife)

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"People say that time flies but you keep breaking its wings..."

All FN or MW otherwise noted.

Pistols:

CZ75 - The Fuschia Is Now (ST), Pole Position (ST) and Twist (ST)
Deagle - Hypnotic (ST), Bronze Deco (ST) and Midnight Storm
Dual Berettas - Retribution (ST), Anodized Navy (ST), Ventilators (ST) and Colony
Five-SeveN - Fowl Play (ST), Case Hardened (ST) and Hot Shot
Glock - Reactor and Night
P2000 - Pulse (ST), Ocean Foam (ST) and Ivory (ST)
P250 - Supernova (ST) and Whiteout
R8 - Amber Fade
Tec9 - Bamboo Forest and Avalanche (ST)
USPS - Torque (ST)

Rifles:

AK47 - Emerald Pinstripe and First Class
AUG - Fleet Flock (ST), Anodized Navy and Colony
AWP -Graphite (ST) and Pink DDPAT
FAMAS - Pulse (ST) and Sergeant
G3SG1 - Flux (ST)
Galil - Eco (ST) and Cerberus
M4A1 - Icarus Fell
M4A4 - Desert-Strike and Urban DDPAT
Scar - Green Marine (ST) and Grotto (ST)
SG - Pulse (ST) and Gator Mesh
SSG - Abyss (ST)

SMGs:

MAC10 - Neon Rider (ST), Ultraviolet (ST), Fade and Amber Fade
MP7 - Armor Core (ST) and Ocean Foam (ST)
MP9 - Rose Iron (ST) and Hypnotic (ST)
PPBizon - Fuel Rod (ST) and Osiris (ST)
P90 - Virus (ST)
UMP - Riot (ST)

Heavy:

Mag7 - Counter Terrace
Nova - Koi (ST) and Ranger
SawedOff - First Class and Full Stope
XM1014 - Bone Machine
M249 - Spectre (ST)
Negev - Desert-Strike (ST)

Flip Knife - Night

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i forgot to put a signature when i first joined

so this is my signature now

I updated mine a bit.

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Made changes to the color again. Is that better for regular theme? Updated what I do/don't have.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

Nah. Here is what it looks like.

Also edited the AUG, Dualies and M249.

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i forgot to put a signature when i first joined

so this is my signature now

How about now

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

It's good now.

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i forgot to put a signature when i first joined

so this is my signature now