Absurd Minds

How to be ninja:
~ Stay in the shadows
~ Crouch EVERYWHERE
~ Use TMP's, silenced USP's, or knives
~ Be REALLY, REALLY sneaky
~ Don't get caught
~ If you get shot, don't bleed
~ Wear all black
~ Master every single martial art
~ When you knife people make sounds like "HOIIIIIII" or "HAIII YA!"
~ Stack up in corners and ambush people
~ Throw flashes at your teammates so that nobody can see them
~ REMEMBER: I can't see you, You can't see me.
~ Learn how to teleport your player in the game


I do have some actual tips on almost every map (each map has its own secrets) on how to be ninja and make enemy's think you are somewhere that you aren't. None of these are glitches, they are all legal in any league. If you would like me to teach and explain a few to you then contact me and I can help you out. It is much easier for me to show you then to explain by typing.

Steam: cityguy2003
Email: DJ_by_nature33@hotmail.com
School Email: tpettipas-cc@conestogac.on.ca
Phone (Canadian Texts ONLY): 226-220-8728
I live in Canada so if you live in the states don't expect me to text you back because I won't. International texts cost me a lot. I can text anywhere in Canada for free.

that made me wanna watch ninja assasin for some reason.....lol
that was funny though
i wouldnt txt you either cuz its too much

Lol, awesome thread. I'd love to see your other ninja techniques some time, too.

yeah we will have to try some of your shiznit out. hopefully broadsword shows back up sometime and you can meet him.