Absurd Minds

You know those pushy admins who takes things too seriously? Like say, the name Assman9000? This server has one of those. They did not even mention it until I said 'PISSSSS OFFFF' in chat because this guy was annoying me. Ohhh... Bad language bad name.... Was the reply. Asshatery ensued. I countered with 'Piss is a bad word? THE SNIPER SAYS IT ALL THE TIME.' Anyway, long story short, I was kicked and I am fighting the urge to go troll the hell out of them.

How? Changing my name to a plethora of swear words and heading back in there. But I will not, because it would make the clan look bad. However if I was not a part of this clan, and/or did not respect it, I would go back in and troll the hell out of them. Would be fun. I would play 'Hot dog' By Limp Bizkit over the mic. Or Blink192's 'I wanna fuck a dog in the ass'...

Annnnnnywayyyyyy. Don't go there. Simple as that.

yeah me and tyler were there and they were acting ridiculous. I said this is retarded and they told me not to use that bad word again.

And this is why your name should be Buttman9000

Maybe it was the 9000 they had the problem with.

True, 9000 is a very dirty number.

The kept referring to me as 'Man9000' I was laughing so hard everytime I saw it. I would kindly ignore them, until the responded with my full and proper name 'Assman9000'

Also, if not 9000, What else? Haha

Lastly, No I shall not change my name unless someone I actually give a crap about actually cares. Sarcasm aside.

Why does this remind of Monty Python for some reason? Also reminded me of this which is one of the greatest things ever made.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 4457127152

Haha. You should use "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass"



The pirate is mexican. never forget that.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

The water one is my favourite. I made my own video in a similar vein one time. LINK. It was my first video, so be gentle.

oh man I had forgot about that video. epic times 10.

I didn't know water was 45%, 65%, 90%, 80% and 99.9% of our bodies. Where the blood takes up the other 55%. Interesting. Also, I've now seen Anubis and Serial IRL. Awesome.

no no that wasn't me. I am no where in that video. anubis's bro is in that video though.

Is that you in the video anubis, or were you just doing a voice over.


o.O

That is my video. Me and my brother like to do stuff like that. But sadly we haven't been able to since that one spring break.