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HOCKEY IS BACK, HOCKEY IS BACK!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Maybe it is here to stay this time......nevermind its hockey we are talking about. Oh well, time to watch our beloved sport.

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

WTF is Hockey? Half my town don't give a shit about the baby league no more, and are enjoying life. The other half are enjoying other sport now. This was kind of 3 strikes, your out kind of thing.

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Northern
Life's short, so make the best of it

THANK FUCKING GOD

I don't believe for one second that a canadian didn't just pop a bottle of champagne. they have to all be celebrating. what other sport do they watch?

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

Montreal, and Toronto are probably the only canadian teams, to still have fans say fuck hockey, but they'll get back to it, cause they eat, sleep, and shit that shit... . A lot do like Baseball, Basketball and shit. Hell even Curling is interesting. What's the point of 3 strikes in a row, just so we get to see another in 8 to 10 years... .

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Northern
Life's short, so make the best of it

Edmonton Oilers, Calgary Flames, Vancouver Canucks, Toronto Maple Leafs, Montreal Canadians, Ottawa Senators, and NEW to this season, the Winnipeg Jets.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

Yeah, but you think they will all keep their fans? I just know Montreal, and Toronto will. Maybe the jets. Not sure about the other teams. One thing is for sure, the Americans team will have a hard time... .

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Northern
Life's short, so make the best of it

Ooooh I misunderstood. I think the jets will be big just because it's a new team. There was a lot of hype about it around here, during the last season

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

oh I didn't know there were some new teams. that is interesting.

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Well the Jets died a long time ago. They didn't survive, and now with the changes made in the last few years, they were able to bring the Jets back. They are even talking to bring Quebec back too.

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Northern
Life's short, so make the best of it

Any Canadian that says they don't care about hockey is a liar or a fool. You may be mad but you still want it....It's in our DNA

One time I broke my ankle playing hockey. The bone protruded through my skin. Wrapped that bitch up in hockey tape and kept playing. Triple hat trick. We won.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

I prefer doing my mix martial arts over hockey any day. I've learned to live without this BS for to long now. So fuck it.

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Northern
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UNRELATED:

What martial arts do you do? I don't think I've asked but I've always been curious.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

I'm guessing... mixed martial arts?

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That's a hipster's way of saying Tae Bo.

ROFL, omg I just pictured northern doing tae bo. that was hilarious.

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Lolz, bet you can't keep up with me Serial... .

But serioulsy this mix martial art I do demands a lot of stretching exercise. And no Asian, I'm not talking about that kind of stretching, before you say anything... Can most of you do the slpit by the way??? If not I can teach you on how you can eventually do it.

P.S. : Serial, our tae bo class begins this Sunday night. And please don't wear those short shorts of yours, they take away my concentration

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Northern
Life's short, so make the best of it

WUT.

There isn't a martial arts called mixed martial arts. Most gyms that declare themselves mma gyms usually teach muai tai and bjj. sometimes a little tkd, but usually not enough that you would want to use it

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

yeah as far as I know there is nothing called mixed martial arts. all gyms that teach mixed martial arts teach specific forms of martial arts. they will usually teach multiple disciplines, but as far as I know there is no SPECIFIC type of martial arts called MIXED MARTIAL ARTS. That is a broad sweeping term for teaching multiple disciplines in the same gym.

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