Absurd Minds

Hi guys I like this clan. I play Italian mafia simulator and urban executioner. I'll try to play and hop in your voice chat thingy but I have a very stressful and taxing job as chief of public relations at dyson world headquarters. I am 39 years old

If you guys want to take a tour of the office I'd be happy to give you one

Hi, where did you hear about us, and what game did you find us in?

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

A friend of mine at work said that he liked one of your cs servers. I'm going to buy cs when I get home from china

Hey man, welcome to our community! When do you get back from China? Who is your friend?

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thats cool, do you remember your friend's name? like their in game name.

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This Monday but then I leave for Tasmania on Wednesday

Oh. So when you had a stressful job at the world headquarters of Dyson, you weren't kidding.

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I'm terrible with remembering names. I see him today so I'll ask him then

Yeah, I am interested to know who it was! Well, have a safe trip and hope to see you when you purchase CS. If you have never played any of the CS games, its a difficult game to learn but REALLY fun. We would be happy to help you learn.

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His name is SirBilliamThe3rd

Nice to meet you reaperofdoom! Remember to familiarize yourself with the Absurd Minds mission statement -> viewtopic.php?f=8&t=10

Just relax and have fun!

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Already have

One step ahead of me I suppose.

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I always am

Hey man. Can't wait to meet you!

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Since plastic is made from petroleum and petroleum comes from dinosaurs, then that means plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs

Shots fired!

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Holy crap he is 23 years older than me. I could could have lived my entire life over in that time and still would have 7 years left over.

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hey, don't start pointing out how us older folks are closer to death than you.

Also, I am not familiar with your friends steam name. Either way, I am happy to get to meet you and him again. Maybe once I see him in game I will remember.

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Average Male Life Expectancy In The United States of America-> 77.4 Years
Average Female Life Expectancy In The United States of America-> 82.2 Years
Edit: Ermagerd It's all a secksist censpeeracy

Don't worry. Unless we get into an accident or get a terrible disease we should all be fine for a while.

Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_co ... expectancy

PS: I know you were joking serial
PSS: I like applesauce

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It's PPS, not PSS

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