I found this hilarious advertisement. Unfortunately, it's in spanish, but the picture of the guy fits awesomely with the message that he has been "cured of gayness" for 8 years.
If your curious, I have translated the text here
"La religiĆ³n es progreso social" invites you to
An amazing conference!
The 7 steps to cure gayness at the hand of Jesus.
The only guaranteed method to cure homosexuality.
The first month, you will be 50% more heterosexual. The second month, between 75% and 90%, and in three months you will be completely heterosexual.
"8 years heterosexual, without any slip-ups!"
God frees us from the power of darkness and brings us to the kingdom of his Beloved Son, who saved us and forgave us our many sins.
That picture, though.