Absurd Minds

Hey Friendly Internet Community,

I recently picked up 1.6 again after a 4 year hiatus. Sadly the last 4 years have been a great life-wasting adventure doing e-crack, otherwise known as WoW. Previous to that, starting in 2004, I was an avid player until 2008. I have been on many competitive teams, but it was a fickle time and used to clan hop quite often. Although I did keep up with the pro scene and joined ESEA near then end of my run.

Anyways, I played with a few of you on my first day back and enjoyed it very much. So I decided to check out your Website and "Mission Statement". I feel as if that is something I wrote in my fantasy CS dreams. I would love to be part of a community that hates mods as much as I do. I am down for competition after a period of improvement and comfort. Right now I can't get my groove fast enough and still haven't found my sensitivity. However, I am still a nice and friendly person that likes other nice and friendly people and I think we can be nice and friendly to each other to promote a nice and friendly world in perfect harmony lalalalala.

A little about myself:
Name: Jesse
Sex: M (But have fatty moobs)
Age: 25
Location: Ontario Canada
Job: Unix Server Administrator & Custom PC Modder
Credit Card: ***************
Turn-Ons: Red Heads, Kittens, Computer Cases, Hunter S. Thompson
Turn-Offs: Jersey Shore, Apple Computers, Michael Cera
Favourite Current 1.6 Team: SK
Favourite 1.6 Team Ever: NoA (Shag is my boy)
Favourite Source....LOL SOURCE!

My profession may come in handy dealing with any IT problems, or hosting issues you may have. I run my own Minecraft & Vent servers that are currently empty . Also, I partake in substances that impair my judgement and aim. I hope this is not a problem. Sorry for the extremely formal post, working in an office has broken me.

EDIT: Technically reddit brought me here via

Bye Cuties,

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Welcome to our forums man, and feel free to join our clan vent, which is also open to the public. Get to know the other members, and we'll see how it goes from there. Our vent info is posted in these forums. Lets find out if you can get the information needed to connect to it on your own.

Hint: Servers / Server list (on home page)

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Northern
Life's short, so make the best of it

Hey, another redditor! I'm the one who started that thread, and it's great to have you. Add our servers to your favourites and our members to your friends and we'll be sure to hit you up any time we're on.

Also, a lot of us also enjoy substances that impair our judgement and aim... so it's no big deal.

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yeah very glad to see you in the forums. let us tell you we are just as excited about new members with this kind of attitude. we will be looking for you around and I will hopefully shoot your face lol.

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

I played with him once. He is a great player and very respectful. Hope to see you around.

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I think I may die my hair.

Wait... is your hair red, or do you want your hair to be red?

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Heh, 16? You have nothing to worry about. In 2 years you can start worrying.

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