Absurd Minds

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Q: If you had a choice, would you vote for Sarah Palin, or a retarded monkey that is prone to violence?
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Q: First off, tell us a few words that describe you.
A: A.D.D, Spastic, stealthy, loud in vent

Now, on to the questions:

Q: How old are you?
A: 27....yes, I'm that old

Q: Where are you from?
A: South Korea living in Austin, Texas now

Q: What is your favourite map?
A: Office

Q: What is your favourite weapon in the game?
A: Pump shotty & MP5

Q: Do you play any computer games besides CZ?
A: Do I?! Let's see....Source, L4D2, Medal of Honor, Crysis & Crysis Warhead, Starcraft 2, CoD: 4 and MW2, Half Life 2 + both episodes, Fear 1 & 2, Fallout New Vegas, Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Rainbow Six: Vegas 2, Bioshock 1 & 2, Unreal Tournament 3, Tom Clancy's HAWX, Portal, Need for Speed: Undercover, Quake 4, and many more

Q: What are some other hobbies you have?
A: Fixing and building PCs

Q: What's your favourite animal?
A: Squirrel and tiger

Q: If you had one wish what would it be?
A: It's a personal wish so I'd rather not post it up

Q: Are you a righty or a lefty?
A: Lefty (yes, I am unique)

Q: How long have you been playing the Counter Strike series?
A: 2-3 years now

Q: 1.6 or CZ?
A: Condition Zero

Q: What made you decide to join AM?
A: I was actually given the privilege to be AM from Anubis and Serial.

Q: What is your favourite sport?
A: Used to be Tae Kwon Do and baseball

Q: What's your job?
A: Translator, PC fixer-upper, and paper pusher

Q: What website do you visit most?
A: Facebook, AM forums, YouTube

Q: What's your favorite past time?
A: Uhhhhh....surfing the web for the latest in computer tech

Q: What was your first gaming console?
A: NES

Q: Smoking?
A: Nah, I quit smoking weed several years ago

Q: Do you read? If so what is your favorite book?
A: What's a book?

Q: Who is your favorite author?
A: What's an author?

Q: What is your favorite movie?
A: I'd have to say....The Rock with Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery

Q: If you had a choice, would you vote for Sarah Palin, or a retarded monkey that is prone to violence?
A: Let's see....Palin has boobs and a vagina. A retarded monkey that's prone to violence has a better IQ than Palin. Palin......has boobs and vagina. That's a hard question for me to answer.

Q: Do you play any instruments?
A: Nope

Q: Do you play or watch any sports? If so what, and what are your favorite teams?
A: Nah, don't watch sports

Q: If you could be who ever you wanted to be, who would you be? And why?
A: I'd be President of the United States. Just for shits and giggles.

Q: Favourite type of music? Favourite band? Favourite song?
A: I enjoy a wide variety. Anything but disco and country though.

Q: Why?
A: Cuz I'm asian and I sound black...?

Q: What's your favorite colour?
A: Blue & Black

Q: What's your favourite meal?
A: It's not hard to satisfy me when it comes to meals. Anything that my stomach can take, I'll most likely enjoy

Q: What's your favourite drink?
A: Hmmmm...right now, it's the sweetened raspberry iced tea from Sonics

Q: What's your favourite dessert?
A: Anything with caramel

sarah palin may have boobs and a vagina....but she is kinda old....and shes had how many kids?
its also been probably ravaged by bears....

Good choice.
I'm glad you're finally coming to terms with that.

Sarah Palin = MILF!

But uhhhh, anyways. I figured I'd just surrender to your point and just go along with it than keep trying to persuade you lol.

Really? Sarah Palin = MILF? I am not a guy, so I don't know what guys look for, but I am still surprised that anybody would find her attractive...

Well she does seem a bit more attractive when compared to other female poliicians that I know of (and I don't know many politicians.) she is definitely better looking than Hilary Clinton, that Pelosi lady, and Michelle Obama (I can't find the first lady attractive.) Palin also beats Laura Bush by a huge margin.

Oh yeah, she doesn't look at all like I remembered from all the caricatures of her.

id rather just do the chick from SNL lol

LOL!!!!! azn you sicko!! <3

1) Are you really Asian?! C'mon..... Be real. Are you? Has anyone from AM actually met you in person to verify this claim?

2) How do you feel about the stereotype that Asians are bad drivers?

3) How did you come up with your handle / gamer tag? Seriously now.

4) What is your favorite NES game?

I would also like to say that Austin rocks, I've visited many times and it's the only place in Texas I would ever consider living.
The movie The Rock rocks and it's the only movie with Nicolas Cage that I really like.
Sarah Palin is attractive considering her age. Is she AMAZE-BALLS!?? No. But she's not bad, certainly reasonably attractive.

We have all seen his white ass!! He no asian!! Just kidding, you can blind him with floss! Love you Asian!

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1) Nah, I'm not really Asian. I'm actually half Nigerian and half Croatian with a fluent American accent. Took several years to get it just right.

2) Well Asian people have a reason why they can't drive well: they can't see shit in front of them! Slanty eyes syndrome is deadly!

3) I first started out as Secret Azn Man because of some animé music video I enjoyed. Used that name until I joined AM and changed to AznTheAsian because the other one was too common.

4) I enjoyed Duck Hunt and the Mega Man series a lot.

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