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 Post subject: "I'm no longer gay!"
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2015 08:02 
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I found this hilarious advertisement. Unfortunately, it's in spanish, but the picture of the guy fits awesomely with the message that he has been "cured of gayness" for 8 years.

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If your curious, I have translated the text here
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"La religiĆ³n es progreso social" invites you to
An amazing conference!

The 7 steps to cure gayness at the hand of Jesus.

The only guaranteed method to cure homosexuality.

The first month, you will be 50% more heterosexual. The second month, between 75% and 90%, and in three months you will be completely heterosexual.

"8 years heterosexual, without any slip-ups!"

God frees us from the power of darkness and brings us to the kingdom of his Beloved Son, who saved us and forgave us our many sins.
That picture, though.

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 Post subject: Re: "I'm no longer gay!"
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2015 10:47 
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These things are so ridiculous lol.

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 Post subject: Re: "I'm no longer gay!"
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2015 12:11 
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50% more hetero in one month? Sign me up.

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 Post subject: Re: "I'm no longer gay!"
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2015 13:27 
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By my standards that guy is still 100% gay


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 Post subject: Re: "I'm no longer gay!"
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2015 17:30 
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$350!
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