Absurd Minds

It is important to note that I made sure every single letter on here was exactly as the email is.


Ad Title: "cheaper then a taxi"
"hello im matt im 29 iv had my full lesence for 11 years i have a clean driveing record ita a clean car and i have a big car with lots of room in the car and trunk ill drive you any where in cambridge if it a shout drive or ill take you out of town for a agread amount i must be payed befor we leave thanks i hope i can help and be helped matt 519 242 5129"


ME: "You obviously haven't had your license for 11 years. That would infer that you've lived in Ontario for 11 years and your English is HORRIFIC. With spelling like a 6 year old, and your use of completely wrong words ("shout drive"? You mean "short drive"), your driving can't be much better than your grammar.

By the way, it is illegal to taxi people. You can't just be a taxi. You will get caught and you will get massive fines."


HIM: "k dum ass fuck your spelling mastakes and i pay 34 doller more a mounth to do so lookn in to it your self you little fag it and if you where here id slap you so hard your hole family would be moronind your death go fuck yourself and get some life skills not thinking you do fagit what do you do for a line of work welfar thouht so sinse you dont have a car and cant aford a ride thats half of a taxi loeser"


ME: "You are a complete idiot. Your reply sealed it. Filled with ignorant statements and spelling mistakes. Not to mention that vocabulary. I'm actually a Tank Mechanic in the Armed Forces. I would LOVE to see you try to you try to slap me. Have a wonderful day, you inbred.


HIM: "If you where in the armed forces you would not have time or the egnerenec for this messeg grt a life low life"

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

You are intelligent. <3

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Lol leave it to mutiny to find the one mistake.

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That wasn't in the email, that was me not paying attention to what I was typing lol. Apparently it wasn't all EXACTLY like the email :p

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.