Absurd Minds

POLL: Which do you use? Why not use the other choice?

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

Baby wipes. It's like wiping your ass with satin. I don't like toilet paper because it's dry, uncomfortable, and doesn't do as good a job.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

You should use flushable wipes, instead of baby wipes. It's more environmentally friendly.

I use both. I use both because wipes are expensive, so I want to guarantee I only need one per trip.

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I call them baby wipes but yeah they're called "Flushable Sanitary Wipes". I just buy the noname brand that's cheap.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

I use both. I have actually read that a lot of people get very bad skin irritation if they use only the wipes. It was recommended to always end with dry TP. I doubt this counts for ever kind of wipe. I use the kirkland brand and haven't had problems.

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

Same brand as serial and I agree with the overall sentiment. I honestly feel like I used to be a savage before I found the magic bullet in the form of baby wipes. The only possible enhancement in the toilet industry I see is if the three seashells from Demolition Man ever comes to fruition.

I laughed so hard at this!

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"People say that time flies but you keep breaking its wings..."

Ok cool.

One thing you can do if you're low on cash but not on fortitude is cut up soft rags (like old t-shirts) and wet those and toss them in a little garbage pail when you're done. Then wash them on bleach so they sanitize.

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I'm really the only one that uses just toilet paper? Have I just not been enlightened yet by the gloriousness of baby wipes?

Yes. You will be disgusted by your "hygeine" before you started using baby wipes. Wipe yourself clean with toilet paper and then use a baby wipe and realize you're not clean at all. Lol

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I was once young like you. Oh, the days. It's a curse. You'll go to a public toilet and your ass will burn for days.

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

I still use toilet paper, but I finish with wipes.

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

More like wiping your butt with satan. They give me the willies

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Since plastic is made from petroleum and petroleum comes from dinosaurs, then that means plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs

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Dude, I wanna get those now!

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"People say that time flies but you keep breaking its wings..."

Wipes are expensive, so I usually use TP. If I take a poo or am on "that time" of the month, I'll use wipes to feel cleaner and fresher.

Y'all just learned more about my bathroom ritual than you ever wanted to know >:D

meh, we are all or mostly adults here, I don't have problems talking about this stuff.

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

Wow, I didn't even realize there was an alternative to TP, lol.
I use toilet paper, always have, probably always will. I've never had any problems.
Funny topic though.... This reminds me of a conversation I had with pilot buddies in training years ago.... Somebody asked if we wiped from the front between the legs or leaned forward and wiped from behind, hahaha.... Convo ended up causing some good laughs!

yeah, I used to only use TP. when I first used wipes I felt like I was the dirtiest fucking person alive.

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

You don't know you have no problem until you use baby wipes. Seriously. Wipe yourself until it looks clean, and then use a baby wipe. You weren't clean.
Well, I guess somebody needs to start another poll lol

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