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Thank you

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I am pretty much always clean if I use a wipe after toilet paper (excluding periods, dat shit's just nasty). Generally I use the wipes to clean bacteria from the area. We must poop different.

I find it hilarious that talking about how you shit has more posts and views then "recent pro players hacking" XD

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Not everyone (AKA myself) is hugely interested in "Recent pro players hacking" whereas everbody shits! We can all relate easier to this!

For sure! I hate speculating on things like pro players cheating because at the end of the day you really don't know, but my toilet routine is a sure thing. Thanks for the great topic, Trav.

Man, after reading this thread I really need to start using wipes.

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LOOOL XD

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i like the squirt-y toilets, no need to wipe at all, its like a pressure washer for your bum. Make me feel like a man

I've never understood how those work. It seems like if it has enough pressure to actually clean your butt, you would have spray that escapes from under your butt and showers you with fecal matter.

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It just seems like it wouldn't work well. But the rectal massage might be worth it.

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even after watching the video, I just don't understand how its not a complete mess.

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usually the hole is smaller, so there is a better seal around the rump

using a bidet is definitely on my bucket list....

When I went to Europe over the summer I thought bidets were sinks for short people

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I believe what really happened is you said, "Ha, these bidets look like sinks for short people. Wouldn't that be hilarious?"

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Yeah...

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lol redman.

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