Absurd Minds

More than 100 years without a motto.
It is currently 28 Nov 2024 11:01

All times are UTC-04:00




Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 
Author Message
PostPosted: 10 Aug 2015 19:46 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: 19 Jul 2014 20:30
Posts: 552
This happened in game so I'm paraphrasing but it went something like this. I was on the UGamer's Cs 1.6 Crackhouse server. (Crackhouse is my favorite map from CSS) I ran into this guy named Bad_Debt and he was one of the only other english speaking CS 1.6 players on that server.

I went 60-15 or someshit and this is how it went down

Bad_Debt: I'm going to do an experiment

=r0b07=: Ok

At this point he hides in the closet on cs_crackhouse and I check every corner and prefire, stopping to reload if I get low on ammo
I frag him

Bad_Debt: You are hacking

=r0b07=: Proof?

=r0b07=: I have 1000+ hours in CS GO plus countless untold hours of 1.6 when I used a non-steam client

=r0b07=: I play hundreds of games and I don't have a VAC ban on record

=r0b07=: So I need more proof

He waits like 5 minutes afk and then types

Bad_Debt: So Is CS your entire life? That's sad

=r0b07=: 1000+ Hours is a fraction of my life

Bad_Debt: How old are you?

=r0b07=: 17

Bad_Debt: Your life will get better when you aren't covered in zits and get a girl

=r0b07=: How old are you?

Bad_Debt: I'm 30 with a wife, cars, and I work as a VP at a private investment firm

=r0b07=: I call bullshit

=r0b07=: Proof

Bad_Debt: Sure gimme your email

=r0b07=: Nope

=r0b07=: You aren't doing shit with my email

15 Minutes Go By

Bad_Debt: You won't believe this but I'm 6'3" with 10% BF

=r0b07=: Cool

I frag him again for the 12-14th time.

Bad_Debt: I'm going to go I gotta eat

=r0b07= Don't eat too much you need to maintain that 10% Body Fat

Bad_Debt Disconnects

_________________
<Insert Witty Signature Here>


Top
   
PostPosted: 10 Aug 2015 20:36 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: 02 Jun 2013 14:00
Posts: 1162
Location: Pennsylvania
Boom! roasted

_________________
Since plastic is made from petroleum and petroleum comes from dinosaurs, then that means plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs


Top
   
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 

All times are UTC-04:00


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 18 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Limited