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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERIALP0RT "JOSEPH KELLY"!

HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE BUDDY.

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Life's short, so make the best of it

um excuse me, its serialp0rt <~~~~~~~notice that ZER0. lol thanks everyone.

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

Yea happy birthday sir port

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It's señor puerto

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Happy birthday my son!

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Honey Badgers have very tough skin. The skin is very thick and rubbery, which is almost impervious to arrow and spears. Even a blow from machete can't scratch the skin. The skin protects them from bites.

It is a 0 not an O

Edit: I mean, Happy Birthday Сэр Порт

Happy Birthday! Now just don't die like you always seem to be doing lately.

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i forgot to put a signature when i first joined

so this is my signature now

ой! вы говоришь по-русски? «Сэр Порт»,



(I'm a day late )

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He was referring to how badly northern butchered his name.

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Happy Birthday a day late Serial!
And Merry Christmas a day early!

да. Комрад, как ты смел опоздать на день рождения старшине порт

Прости! извините, товарищ я думаю что его день рождения будет завтра.

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Всё хорошо, лучше поздно чем никогда. Проходи, там напитки и закуски из морепродуктов.

хаха. нам нужно... варенье, борщ, блины, мимоза салат, каша, хлеб с маслом и водку! очень русский!
у меня есть очень бурбон не водка

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Я хочу закуски

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wtf is happening

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I'm so official, like a dealer with a pistol or referee with a whistle.

What? Is something wrong? We are just talking about snacks

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We are celebrating foreman p0rt's birthday with the komrades. Everything is ready for your arrival, food and drinks are on the table on the left. imok got a shopping list so there are more stuff coming up.

I got excited that novac knows Russian and the idea about sharing Russian culture (admittedly I don't know much). The first image is Vinnie Pooh, who is much more existential and cute, however, loses to cheburashka for the latter, than the American version. He is wishing you a happy birthday, but in Russian, this is sometimes referred to as your "jam day." Novac essentially calls me out for forgetting your birthday. I honestly thought it was the day before Christmas. He says it is no problem and that there is food/drink already set up. I interpret this as a soviet gathering, so I make a list for jam (goes great with Tvorog!), borscht (beet soup), blini (basically a crepe with fruit or chocolate), mimosa salad (canned fish - smoked herring etc, eggs, mayonnaise, cheese, and maybe a few other things), oatmeal, bread/butter, and vodka. All of these things are very Russian/Soviet/EE! I made an edit that I have a lot of bourbon but not vodka. Anubis wants a snack. Everything else should be clear as English!

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