Absurd Minds

This happened in game so I'm paraphrasing but it went something like this. I was on the UGamer's Cs 1.6 Crackhouse server. (Crackhouse is my favorite map from CSS) I ran into this guy named Bad_Debt and he was one of the only other english speaking CS 1.6 players on that server.

I went 60-15 or someshit and this is how it went down

Bad_Debt: I'm going to do an experiment

=r0b07=: Ok

At this point he hides in the closet on cs_crackhouse and I check every corner and prefire, stopping to reload if I get low on ammo
I frag him

Bad_Debt: You are hacking

=r0b07=: Proof?

=r0b07=: I have 1000+ hours in CS GO plus countless untold hours of 1.6 when I used a non-steam client

=r0b07=: I play hundreds of games and I don't have a VAC ban on record

=r0b07=: So I need more proof

He waits like 5 minutes afk and then types

Bad_Debt: So Is CS your entire life? That's sad

=r0b07=: 1000+ Hours is a fraction of my life

Bad_Debt: How old are you?

=r0b07=: 17

Bad_Debt: Your life will get better when you aren't covered in zits and get a girl

=r0b07=: How old are you?

Bad_Debt: I'm 30 with a wife, cars, and I work as a VP at a private investment firm

=r0b07=: I call bullshit

=r0b07=: Proof

Bad_Debt: Sure gimme your email

=r0b07=: Nope

=r0b07=: You aren't doing shit with my email

15 Minutes Go By

Bad_Debt: You won't believe this but I'm 6'3" with 10% BF

=r0b07=: Cool

I frag him again for the 12-14th time.

Bad_Debt: I'm going to go I gotta eat

=r0b07= Don't eat too much you need to maintain that 10% Body Fat

Bad_Debt Disconnects

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<Insert Witty Signature Here>

Boom! roasted

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